Monday, October 1, 2007

Cats, Costumes and Claws


In my Dapper Dogs post, Devon implied in her comment that it might be difficult to find any stupid cat products. She was absolutely right. I've come to the conclusion that cats have far too much common sense, but that doesn't mean humans share that trait:




A boon for lazy cat owners. I mean, who really enjoys cleaning out the kitty litter? But do cats wipe the seat and flush once they're done?





This poor guy must've been tripped out on cat nip when he allowed his owners to dress him up for Halloween.




This is a waste of money because...


...cats will sleep wherever the hell they want.





These are called Soft Paws and fit over a cat's claws. I've no idea how hygenic they are, or how practical, but I'll bet they're near impossible to put on. So unless you're willing to walk around with bloody ribbons hanging from your shoulders instead of arms, I'd steer clear of these.





Go back and take another look at that costumed cat. Its owners should be pelted with cat treats, and forced to clean kitty litters for a week. Man, we're lucky cats put up with us at all.


4 comments:

Raggedy Angst said...

I can't imagine putting little tiny claw condoms on my cat. She'd shred me as soon as she stopped laughing.

Lynn Sinclair said...

Okay, now I've got to get the condoms for cats image outta my head.

Pater said...

We put the soft claws on one of our dogs and she promptly chewed them off. Wouldn't think of trying to put those on our cats - it's hard enough just trimming their claws...

Lynn Sinclair said...

We put the soft claws on one of our dogs and she promptly chewed them off.

They have them for dogs? Why--was she scratching the furniture again? :)